Introducing...
The World's Most Realistic BJ Machine
Upgrade your orgasm and experience better than real blowjobs whenever you want them with the new KEON Blowjob Machine.
What guy doesn't love a good old fashioned blowjob?
As far as sexual experiences go, it's probably one of the most enjoyable things you can do.
The fact that you're so out of control makes it so much more intense!
But for many guys, a blowjob isn't something that comes by as often as they'd like.
Whether that's down to being single or with a partner who isn't a fan of bjs, it's frustrating to go without.
That's where a blowjob machine come into play...
By re-creating the sensations of oral sex, you can have a BJ anytime you want!
5 best blowjob machines (simulators) for 2022
Ranking | Blowjob Machine | Score | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
#1 | Keon | 100/100 | |
#2 | Onyx + | 90/100 | |
#3 | Titan | 85/100 | |
#4 | Fleshlight Launch | 65/100 | |
#5 | Lelo F1 | 62/100 |
The scores from this table are based on: intensity, durability, materials used and ease of use.
Top Rated
#1 Kiiroo Keon
What is the Kiiroo Keon?
If you are a connoisseur of fleshlights, then you might not be happy restricting yourself to just one type. Or, maybe you have a favourite option that you couldn't get off without, but you still want to experience the joy of a hands-free blowjob.
What's good about it?
- It has a high intensity level
The huge number of movements per minute really set the Keon apart from other machines - giving you the ability to create the most intense experience possible. With that in mind, you may not need a huge level of intensity to get you off. - The battery is re-chargeable
The re-charge battery within this device holds a large capacity so you can be sure that it won't cut out when you need it most. - Ability To Sync With Porn
Arguably, the best feature of this machine is its ability to sync with porn. The fact that the makers of this device have a close partnership with pornhub mean it is the best at mimicking what pornstars are doing on-screen.
What sucks about it?
- Nothing!
It's mind blowing!
Are they doing any offers right now?
- Free Shipping
Right now, you don't have to pay any shipping charges. Click here to get the Kiiroo Keon now
Fast Re-Charge
#2 Kiiroo Onyx
What is the Kiiroo Onyx Plus?
If you are a connoisseur of fleshlights, then you might not be happy restricting yourself to just one type. Or, maybe you have a favourite option that you couldn't get off without, but you still want to experience the joy of a hands-free blowjob.
What's good about it?
- It has a high intensity level
The huge number of movements per minute really set the Onyx 2 apart from other machines - giving you the ability to create the most intense experience possible. With that in mind, you may not need a huge level of intensity to get you off. - The battery is re-chargeable
The re-charge battery within this device holds a large capacity so you can be sure that it won't cut out when you need it most. - Ability To Sync With Porn
Arguably, the best feature of this machine is its ability to sync with porn. The fact that the makers of this device have a close partnership with pornhub mean it is the best at mimicking what pornstars are doing on-screen.
What sucks about it?
- Nothing.
No, it's great!
Are they doing any offers right now?
- Free Shipping
Right now, you don't have to pay any shipping charges. Click here to get the Kiiroo Onyx+ now
Most discreet
#3 Kiiroo Titan
What is the Kiiroo Titan?
If you are a connoisseur of fleshlights, then you might not be happy restricting yourself to just one type. Or, maybe you have a favourite option that you couldn't get off without, but you still want to experience the joy of a hands-free blowjob.
What's good about it?
- Discreet appearance
If you're regularly on the move then the Kiiroo Titan should definitely be on your list of considerations. It looks sleek, but at the same time nothing like a typical BJ simulator so there's no risk of getting caught out when opening your bag at an airport. - Syncs to porn
If you've got bluetooth on your phone, it will sync within seconds of going online, allowing you to enjoy a realistic porn experience. - Connects to partner's app
Also, it has the ability to connect to your partner's vibrator, allowing you to enjoy simultaneous masturbation sessions. - Lots of stroke types
Using the one-handed ribbed grip controller, you can cycle through 9 different patterns so you don't get bored - the intensities of each of these can be increased as well. - Oral, anal and vaginal sleeves
Lastly, the Titan comes with 3 sleeves so you can choose your favourite sensation: oral, anal or vaginal.
What sucks about it?
- Not as good as the Onyx +
With the Titan Onyx+, you get a better BJ experience.
Are they doing any offers right now?
- Free Shipping
Right now, you can free shipping with the Kiiroo Titan. Click here to get yours now!
Most versatile
#4 Fleshlight Launch
What is the Fleshlight Launch?
If you are a connoisseur of fleshlights, then you might not be happy restricting yourself to just one type. Or, maybe you have a favourite option that you couldn't get off without, but you still want to experience the joy of a hands-free blowjob.
The Launch solves those problems. It acts a docking station for Fleshlights, adding blowjob-style movement. This Fleshlight Launch is an excellent addition for people who already own a Fleshlight and want to add another dimension to their experience.
What's good about it?
- Works with other fleshlights
Many pornstars have Fleshlights made specifically to match their mouth, vagina or anus. By linking these together with the Fleshlight Launch they can all be given motion. This is particularly good if you have specific pornstars in mind that you like to involve. Note: The motion using this device is different from others in that there is less of a gripping sensation and more of a thrust. - Syncs with porn
If you work in an environment where tight pants are the norm and don't want to get caught out then Phallosan Forte should be the choice for you. - Rechargeable Battery
The lithium rechargeable battery has a long battery life meaning you don't need to worry about it letting you down. However, it's a good habit to put it on charge after every use to prevent you from being disappointed the next time you pick it up.
What sucks about it?
- Need to buy extras
If you don't have a fleshlight already, it may be best to go for another brand.
Are they doing any offers right now?
Most features
#5 Lilo F1
What's good about the Lilo F1?
- Easier to clean
Lelo have invested heavily in new BJ technology lately and it has paid off. Their dual motor system generates sonic waves which resonate from all directions deep into your penis. This stimulating sensation will trigger all of your nerve endings and provide you with a powerful orgasm. - Cruise control
Another feature which might catch your attention is the Cruise Control system. Some BJ machines experience random changes in power which can be quite distracting. The Lelo F1 counters this problem by monitoring and controlling the intensity using advanced motion sensors. - Waterproof
If you like to masturbate in the bath or the shower then the Lelo F1 is a great choice because it is fully waterproof. That means you can immerse it completely underwater and experience new sensations. - Handsfree
Needing to hold any sex toy can be frustrating, especially when you're trying to sync up to your favourite porn at the same time. The Lelo F1's controls are all on one side and can be managed with just one hand. - Track your habits
If you're interested in tracking your masturbation, you can easily do this via the app too. This can be helpful if you're trying to train your stamina. - Create your own BJ rhythms
Lastly, the ability to create and install your own BJ rhythms is a first. That means you can tailor the device to a programme you set!
What sucks about it?
- Very Expensive
Lelo F1 is not a cheap bj toy and their website rarely offer discounts.
Are they doing any offers right now?
- The Lelo F1 is currently available here for express delivery. Click here to get it now.
AI Powered
#6 Autoblow
Description
After being dissatisfied with the current offerings, Brian Sloan took it upon himself to make the ultimate blowjob machine. He raised hundreds of thousands of dollars from a wildly successful Indiegogo campaign and started Autoblow. The AutoBlow A.I. is the third iteration in the series from Sloan. What makes it truly different is its ability to alternate its motion based on your reaction to it.
What's good about the Autoblow?
- 10 different motions available
One of the most common complains about penis stretchers is that they're too complicated to put together. Some devices have multiple straps, some have special extension rods and others have none at all! The Male Edge aims to simplify the whole process by reducing the number of parts and switching to a plastic-based design. - AI Experience
By combining these strokes together or letting the A.I. do its own thing, you can be sure that you'll get an incredible orgasm.
What sucks about it?
- A.C. Powered
The male edge offers less rods meaning less customization.
Are they doing any offers right now?
No. The autoblow may currently out of stock.
What is a blowjob simulator?
Technically, any sex toy that simulates the feeling of fellatio (oral stimulation of your penis) can be called a 'blowjob simulator'.
Previously, this was just a mouth shaped version of a male masturbator. Sure, it felt better than using your hand, but it lacked that realistic sensation of real oral sex.
As technology advanced and companies became aware of the huge demand for oral toys, new and exciting products were launched.
Now, blowjob simulators can be broken down into two distinct categories:
- Oral masturbators
- Blowjob machines
Now, let's take a closer look at these two categories, what key features you should look out for within them and what the best products are.
Types of blowjob simulator
Oral Masturbators
An oral masturbator is a sex toy that's shaped like a torch. The entrance has a mouth and inside, there is a fleshy sleeve that feels like real gums. By holding the outside and moving it up and down, it provides similar sensations to oral sex. We won't dwell on oral masturbators too much because I've already gone into a lot of detail about male masturbators in another article, available here. In a nutshell, oral masturbators are great for situations where you are just craving a 'quickie'; you've got blowjobs on the brain and you just need to cum in a girl's mouth fast. When choosing one, we'd say the 3 most important factors are: Texture The most obvious thing you should consider is the texture of the sleeve you're using. Although everyone has different preferences and levels of sensitivity, as a general rule, the tighter the toy, the more intense it will feel. How Easy It Is To Clean It's one thing getting pleasure from a sex toy, but if it's a lot of effort to clean then it can put you off using it. The Handgrip Lastly, if holding your sex toy is awkward then it will distract you from playing. Worse still, if it slips out your hand, you could lose momentum.
Blowjob Machines
Although oral masturbators do a great job of making you feel like you're receiving a blowjob, they're still miles away from recreating the real thing. That's where blowjob machines come into play. By combining the fleshy materials used in oral masturbators with an artificially intelligent motor, the machine does all the work for you. Finally, that sensation of being stimulated by someone else has been realised. There's no longer a need to thrust or rub yourselves manually any more, just put your penis inside the sleeve, set the device to your preferred motion and away you go! Many of these devices also sync with the porn you are watching to allow you to imagine like you're getting sucked off by your favourite star too. Wrapping around the inner sleeve is a series of beads. These are controlled by a motor and move up and down at various speeds depending on your chosen settings. They are also able to grip tighter and loosen off which helps make the motion feel more realistic.
Beginners' guide to blowjob toys
If you're new to blowjob machines, it can be difficult deciding which one to buy. In this section, we'll discuss each of the different features in order of importance.
How they are powered
Depending on where you are going to be positioned in the room might influence whether you'd prefer to choose a battery-powered or AC powered machine. Although the AC powered machines have more power and stronger motors they are no good if there is no electricity near them. Battery options are better if you want to have flexibility in the spot you use them.
Number Of Programs
Older machines will have a couple of preset motions for you to choose, which can feel a little boring. The latest options have many varieties of programming available that take you on a journey, just like real women do.
Syncing With Porn
Another great feature of modern blowjob machines is their ability to sync with your porn. When you're watching porn, motions mimic what's going on in front of you to make you feel like you're part of the action.
Ease Of Cleaning
There's nothing worse than buying a new sex toy and realising that it's a hassle to operate. When simple functions like turning it on and off, changing the vibration settings and removing it from your anus are difficult, then it can putt you off using it. Cheap prostate massagers often do not take the same level of care in their manufacturing process as the luxury brands and, for that reason, it's wise to pay a little bit extra.
Guarantees
Every company offers a money-back guarantee, however, not all of these guarantees are of equal.
Some brands need you to jump through all sorts of hoops to get your money back, while others are much more lenient.
Model Variations
Lastly, we wanted to touch upon the different models of these devices so you can understand what's fair value and what's overpriced; every brand has a range of models to choose from.
The standard options just have the device on its own while higher-end packages will have more accessories.
It's easy to look past these, but they can come in very handy.
For example, if you buy a lower-end model then you may be limited to 1,200g tension which may not be enough to get the gains you want quickly enough.
The premium models can go beyond 2,500g.
Frequently Asked Questions
What’s the difference between a BJ machine and a male masturbator?
A BJ Machine is designed to re-create the motion of oral sex. Male masturbators are much broader in scope but typically leave out the motion element.
Can I get hurt by using one of these things?
If you use one of the devices that we've highlighted above and use them as advised in their instructions then you'll be totally safe. Just use plenty of lubricant beforehand.
How do I properly clean and maintain my new device so that it lasts as long as possible?
If you've followed the preparation part at the beginning of this guide, then you won't have too much to clean up. Simply remove the sleeve and give it a thorough rinse in warm, soapy water then apply a spray of sex toy cleaner before letting it dry.